QUESTIONS ABOUT MY LIFE

65 Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked...you know the rules. Tag people in this note (including the person who tagged you!) to learn more about people. Also, try to tag people who you've tagged in other notes, sometimes you learn things in new notes that you didn't know before about them..

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
my hair

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
navy blue

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
most definitely

4. Do you plan outfits?
all the time

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
bored, excited, scared...

6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
a sticky note

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
a dream about my professor...lol

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
nope

9. What are you craving right now?
any kind of food! i am hungry

10. Do you floss?
yes

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
stew?

12. Are you emotional?
yup!

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
both

15. Do you like your hair?
most the time, unless i get bored

16. Do you like yourself?
Yup!

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
yes!

18. What are you listening to right now?
nothing

19. Are your parents strict?
yes!!!!!!

20. Would you go sky diving?
yes

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
no

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Jackie Joyner Kercie

23. Do you rent movies often?
not much

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
my lips from my lip gloss

25. How many countries have you visited?
2

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
when i was younger

27. Ever been on a train?
amtrack?

28. Brown or white eggs?
white

29. Do you have a cell phone?
yes

30. Do you use Chapstick?
lip gloss

31. Do you own a gun?
no

32. Can you use chop sticks?
no

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
boyfriend, friends...me

34. Are you too forgiving?
sometimes..

35. Ever been in love?
yes!

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
idk

37. Ever have cream puffs?
yes and i dont like them

38. Last time you cried?
idk, last week when i was emotional about finding a job

39. What was the last question you asked?
Last time you cried?

40. Favorite time of the year?
FALL

41. Do you have any tattoos?
no...

42. Are you sarcastic?
no....

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
love it

44. Ever walked into a wall?
yes a lot

45. Favorite color?
pink

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes

47. Is your hair curly?
YES!

48. What was the last CD you bought?
i think jack johnson

49. Do looks matter?
in a first impression yes

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
nope

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
idk

52. Do you like your life right now?
yes

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
yes

54. Can you handle the truth?
sometimes

55. Do you have good vision?
no

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
surely

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
not too much

58. The last person you held hands with?
Bradford

59. What are you wearing?
flip flops, t-shirt, shorts

60. What is your favorite animal?
bulldog

61. Where was your default picture taken at?
out on the town

62. Can you hula hoop?yes

63. Do you have a job?
not a real person job yet

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
earrings, candle, and necklace

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
i believe so...

TRUE DEFINITION OF A HOGUE

A street money hustler, out to kill. Not someone you want to be around, leader of a gang.

As in "Holy shit! It's Hogue"

(From UrbanDictionary.com)

Damn straight you better watch out for us. LOL

Life Lately

Job Hunt - Not going well
Man Hunt - successful
Graduation Hunt - May 9 (23 days to be exact)
Apt. Hunt - No attempt made, thinking of Country Club w/ Tiffany

The Dictionary Slutanica

Rules:
-- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions in the box at the top.
-- Post the FIRST definition it gives you. (Don't CHEAT!)
-- Tag 10 people
-- If you are tagged you must do it!


1.) Your name? Elizabeth

	Elizabeth
	AWESOME! awesome awesome. awesomeness. more awesome. omg i love elizabeth she rules at life

2.) Your favorite number? 21
21
The age at which someone finally becomes human.


3.) One of your friends? Tiffany

"Tifinie" is used in Old French to mean "Epiphany." Tiffany is a name given to mostly American girls, it became popular during the early 1980s. The stereotype that comes with the name is a sexy cheerleader type, or sexy girl. The name Tiffany was made famous in popular culture first by Charles Lewis Tiffany, the jeweler who would found the famous Tiffany & Co. in New York City. There's a movie called "Breakfast At Tiffany's" and a song. During the 1980s there was a teen pop star named Tiffany. Nicknames and other spellings of Tiffany; Tiff, Tiffy, Tiffie, Tiffani and Tiphanie The Eagles' hit "Hotel California" includes the lyric, "Her mind is Tiffany-twisted...", which means she wants riches, named after Tiffany and Company Jewelry.

4.) What should you be doing right now? Nothing
Nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.

5.) Favorite color? Pink
Pink

slang reference to the vagina "im gonna get me some pink"

6.) Birthplace? Grand Island, NE

	Grand Island is a vile town in eastern Nebraska wherein all manner of despicable persons reside. "Grand Island" is a complete misnomer, as the town is neither grand nor an island. "I caught herpes from a meth-whore in Grand Island."

-Thats really sad. But super funny. Glad I didn't grow up there....lol

7.) Month of your birth? August

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it. You look August tonight my love!

8.) Last person you talked to? my boss
the saucy bosse means to cum and get a bunch of semen in one hand and also shit in the opposite hand at the same time then slap someones face. one hand on each side. the more you have in each hand, and the more thats gets on them, the better you pulled it off.

punching them in the nose so they bleed is also optional afterwards so it all mixes together.

"My boss's daughter woudnt stop laughin at me so i had to prep up and give her the biggest saucy bosse ever given, it connected even though she was wearin glasses because of the splatter back."

9.) One of your nicknames? Liz

basically the definition of being amazingly cool and fun. can dance black as hell, whether their black or not. athletic, fun and wild. gets into trouble a lot. says stupid things, but people like Liz's. sexy, and fiiiiiiiine.

damn liz, will you be my baby's mama?
hey liz, can i please worship you, YOU'RE MY IDOL.

10.)Favorite food: Bacon

n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day. Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..." John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."

Update on My Life

Hey all! (all being like my sister the only one who reads my blog, LOL).

So I have been really busy and with spring break over I only have 4 1/2 weeks of college left. I am super excited but at the same time scared and sad. College was a blast; I made amazing friends and had adventures that I will never ever forget. I would like to take some time to commemorate these moments:

-The Infamous Fear Fest Night ("bubbling" and Bacardi O)
-Meeting Tiffany my best friend so randomly and staying so close over weird circumstances
-The night Jessica hit a parked car on our way to Hardees (and Arby's, that happened a lot)
-Crazy Tim Reedy and the Lovely Christy Fix, always fun
-Drinking everyday/night in the dorms
-Almost getting caught the last night of finals Freshemen year with booze (R.A. "Why do you all have so much soda and ice?" Three minutes later us "our fridge is unplugged and we're really thirsty")
-Beer Pong Wednesdays at 101
-"Kanye West" cuz that sure happened
-My first ever road trip
-The crazy snow storm we played in for hours
-Road trip to Joplin (both; the secret one and the one where we broke down)
-The night Becca, Lauren and I had nothing to do so we drove to Jeff City to the Ice Arena, the theatre, and two dudes houses' while drinking amaretto
-sneaking onto Becca's dad's quarry to drink and play on the sand piles
-my first apartment
-my first duplex
-my first love
-my first engagement ring, and hopefully the next is my last....and bigger. lol
-waiting to write a paper on Gandhi until the night before it's due only to realize his book is rather long only to procrastinate more by going to Arby's
-smelly roomates' boyfriends and moving in down the hall
-Thirsty Thursdays
-My "wonderful" fake ID
-Sitting in the windowseal to freak people out
-"Mugs Up" drive in
-Good Old Shattered when we had no where else we could get in
-TPs, and Buffalo Wild Wings
-Getting chased by the police that wild and crazy night
-eating at Dulany, only to be hungry again 5 minutes later and going to sonic

Those are really the only things I can think of off the top of my head but believe me there are WAAY more. Actually we kept a notebook and wrote down all the stories and crazy things we said over the years.

I like that none of my memories really involve school....but some do I could go on.

More To Come Later!!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Create a new note, copy and paste this message, delete my answers and type in yours. Then tag a few good friends and family INCLUDING the person who tagged you. The theory is that you will learn one new thing about each of your friends.

THREE NAMES I GO BY
1.Elizabeth
2.Ruthie
3. Liz

THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
1. Sales Associate (New York and Co)
2. Figure Skating Instructor
3. English as a Second Language Tutor

THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED
1. Columbia, MO
2. Jefferson City, MO
3. Lincoln, NE

THREE TV SHOWS THAT I CAN'T MISS
1. Chelsea Lately
2. One Tree Hill
3. House

THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
1. Honolulu, HI
2. Washington D.C.
3. Cozumel Mexico

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Russia
2. Scotland
3. NYC

THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS
1. Pizza
2. Chinese
3. cheese

THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
1. BRITNEY TOMORROW NIGHT!
2. becoming a grown up
3. Graduation

THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED
1. Frisky-a yorkie
2. Rico-chihuahua
3.Mortimer the hamster---never found that poor lil guy...lol

THREE FRIENDS WHO WILL REPLY
1.
2.
3.

THREE FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS
1. Micheal Jackson
2. Britney Spears
3. Jack Johnson

THREE FAVORITE TEAMS TO WATCH
1. Mizzou
2. Blues
3. US Figure Skating Team

THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
1. Dr. Pepper
2. Milk
3. Bud Light

Elizabeth-ology

Let others know a little more about you, re-post this as your name followed by "ology"

What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch! but I love Maddison's Combination salad dressing

What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Buffalo Wild Wings and G&D's

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pizza

What are your pizza toppings of choice? peperoni, italian sausage, and crushed red peppers

TECHNOLOGY*

How many televisions are in your house? 4

What color cell phone do you have? pink

BIOLOGY*

Are you right-handed or left-handed? LEFT

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? tonsils, gull bladder, wisdom teeth, moles

What is the last heavy item you lifted? my purse, lol

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? knocked? no, but I did faint once.

BULLCRAPOLOGY*

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Svetlana, we've had this discussion

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? no. for 10,000 Yes

DUMBOLOGY*

How many pairs of flip flops do you own? a lot

Last time you had a run-in with the cops? last Black History Month celebration

Last person you talked to? Rose, the lady I work with

Last person you hugged? Brad

FAVORITOLOGY*

Season? Fall

Holiday? Halloween!!!!

Day of the week? Thursdays---thirsty thursdays with the girls

Month? November

CURRENTOLOGY*

Missing someone? not so much, no

Mood? pissed at the evaluations dept. at school

What are you listening to? Keith Urban, Better Life

Watching? This computer screen

Worrying about? Getting into the stupid Ethics course so I can graduate

RANDOMOLOGY*

First place you went this morning? Bathroom to tinkle

What's the last movie you saw? Chaos Theory i think

Do you smile often? i hope

-OLOGY*

Do you always answer your phone? Most of the time

Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? a boy who won't get a response from me.

If you could change your eye color what would it be? well they change on their own from green to hazel, i like them green

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? i don't, i just need regular old Dr. Pepper, but i might add cherry

Do you own a digital camera? Yep

Have you ever had a pet fish? yes, my sister and i had betas

What's on your wish list for your birthday? too far away, but in general i want to have a great day with great friends

Can you do pushups? A few, my arms are very puny

Can you do a chin up? one

Does the future make you more nervous or excited? Both, but whatever happens will be an adventure

Do you have any saved texts? No

Ever been in a car wreck? actually yes, quite a few...lol

Do you have an accent? I don't think so, except when i spend time with people who do then i acquire theirs for a while

What is the last song to make you cry? Thats the Good Stuff---Kenny Chesney, I cry every time I hear it

When was the last time you cried? Yesterday, stupid evaluations.

Plans tonight? Dinner with Tiffany, her lover, his friend then off to Trops with the ladies for Marie's 1st Anniversary of her 21st Birthday. LOL

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Yes

Name 3 things you bought yesterday? dinner, thats all

Have you ever been given roses? roses, no. I am a daisy fan.

Current hate right now? Evaluations dept. at CC---ergh

Met someone who changed your life? everyone I have met has had some impact on me.

How did you bring in the new year? a sloppy drunken kiss

What song represents you? Kenny Chesney--Keg in the closet, Jimmy Buffet--Margaritaville, and Micheal Jackson--The Way You Make Me Feel, Dixie Chicks--Cowboy Take Me Away

Name three people who might complete this? CeeBiz

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? NO, we learn from the mistakes we've made and who knows what would happen if we changed those. AND anyone remember the Butterfly Effect?? That did NOT end well.

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Yes

Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? Who Knows?

Does anyone love you? Everyone loves me.

Would you be a pirate? Hells yes. I have perfected my ARGH and look great in an eye patch

What songs do you sing in the shower? Whatever is on the radio, but usually Britney Spears

Ever had someone sing to you? yes

Do you like to cuddle? of course silly

Have you held hands with anyone today? No.

Who was the last person you took a picture of? Marie, Lauren, and me

What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? N*SYNC, Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls, Madonna, and Hanson---oh and that Wilson Phillips tape my sister and I listened to in the boat.

Do you believe in staying close with your ex's? "Exs are like an okay movie. It was good at the time, but you dont wanna see it again...especially if that movie was kind of...a bitch." Ha Ha. I am close with 1 and its great, but sometimes its ok and sometimes not.

Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Both, but what do you consider old?

Do you like pulpy orange juice? NO

What is something your friends make fun of you for? when i laugh when i'm drunk i squint with one eye (hence the pirate) and I snort when i laugh really hard, and a lot of times words are out of order when I speak in sentences.

Have you ever ridden on an elephant? yes, when i was like 5. I don't remember it, but there is pictorial proof

What are you saving your money up for right now? A car for myself when i graduate

When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? I am about to eat some now

What song(s) do you want played at your funeral? Like a Prayer--Madonna, just so everyone remembers how fun i was, and hopefully how much i love 80s/90s pop and jammin out

What were you doing 12 AM last night? sleeping i had to be at work at 7:15am

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? i don't want to get up.