TRUE DEFINITION OF A HOGUE

A street money hustler, out to kill. Not someone you want to be around, leader of a gang.

As in "Holy shit! It's Hogue"

(From UrbanDictionary.com)

Damn straight you better watch out for us. LOL

Life Lately

Job Hunt - Not going well
Man Hunt - successful
Graduation Hunt - May 9 (23 days to be exact)
Apt. Hunt - No attempt made, thinking of Country Club w/ Tiffany

The Dictionary Slutanica

Rules:
-- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions in the box at the top.
-- Post the FIRST definition it gives you. (Don't CHEAT!)
-- Tag 10 people
-- If you are tagged you must do it!


1.) Your name? Elizabeth

	Elizabeth
	AWESOME! awesome awesome. awesomeness. more awesome. omg i love elizabeth she rules at life

2.) Your favorite number? 21
21
The age at which someone finally becomes human.


3.) One of your friends? Tiffany

"Tifinie" is used in Old French to mean "Epiphany." Tiffany is a name given to mostly American girls, it became popular during the early 1980s. The stereotype that comes with the name is a sexy cheerleader type, or sexy girl. The name Tiffany was made famous in popular culture first by Charles Lewis Tiffany, the jeweler who would found the famous Tiffany & Co. in New York City. There's a movie called "Breakfast At Tiffany's" and a song. During the 1980s there was a teen pop star named Tiffany. Nicknames and other spellings of Tiffany; Tiff, Tiffy, Tiffie, Tiffani and Tiphanie The Eagles' hit "Hotel California" includes the lyric, "Her mind is Tiffany-twisted...", which means she wants riches, named after Tiffany and Company Jewelry.

4.) What should you be doing right now? Nothing
Nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.

5.) Favorite color? Pink
Pink

slang reference to the vagina "im gonna get me some pink"

6.) Birthplace? Grand Island, NE

	Grand Island is a vile town in eastern Nebraska wherein all manner of despicable persons reside. "Grand Island" is a complete misnomer, as the town is neither grand nor an island. "I caught herpes from a meth-whore in Grand Island."

-Thats really sad. But super funny. Glad I didn't grow up there....lol

7.) Month of your birth? August

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it. You look August tonight my love!

8.) Last person you talked to? my boss
the saucy bosse means to cum and get a bunch of semen in one hand and also shit in the opposite hand at the same time then slap someones face. one hand on each side. the more you have in each hand, and the more thats gets on them, the better you pulled it off.

punching them in the nose so they bleed is also optional afterwards so it all mixes together.

"My boss's daughter woudnt stop laughin at me so i had to prep up and give her the biggest saucy bosse ever given, it connected even though she was wearin glasses because of the splatter back."

9.) One of your nicknames? Liz

basically the definition of being amazingly cool and fun. can dance black as hell, whether their black or not. athletic, fun and wild. gets into trouble a lot. says stupid things, but people like Liz's. sexy, and fiiiiiiiine.

damn liz, will you be my baby's mama?
hey liz, can i please worship you, YOU'RE MY IDOL.

10.)Favorite food: Bacon

n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day. Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..." John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."

Update on My Life

Hey all! (all being like my sister the only one who reads my blog, LOL).

So I have been really busy and with spring break over I only have 4 1/2 weeks of college left. I am super excited but at the same time scared and sad. College was a blast; I made amazing friends and had adventures that I will never ever forget. I would like to take some time to commemorate these moments:

-The Infamous Fear Fest Night ("bubbling" and Bacardi O)
-Meeting Tiffany my best friend so randomly and staying so close over weird circumstances
-The night Jessica hit a parked car on our way to Hardees (and Arby's, that happened a lot)
-Crazy Tim Reedy and the Lovely Christy Fix, always fun
-Drinking everyday/night in the dorms
-Almost getting caught the last night of finals Freshemen year with booze (R.A. "Why do you all have so much soda and ice?" Three minutes later us "our fridge is unplugged and we're really thirsty")
-Beer Pong Wednesdays at 101
-"Kanye West" cuz that sure happened
-My first ever road trip
-The crazy snow storm we played in for hours
-Road trip to Joplin (both; the secret one and the one where we broke down)
-The night Becca, Lauren and I had nothing to do so we drove to Jeff City to the Ice Arena, the theatre, and two dudes houses' while drinking amaretto
-sneaking onto Becca's dad's quarry to drink and play on the sand piles
-my first apartment
-my first duplex
-my first love
-my first engagement ring, and hopefully the next is my last....and bigger. lol
-waiting to write a paper on Gandhi until the night before it's due only to realize his book is rather long only to procrastinate more by going to Arby's
-smelly roomates' boyfriends and moving in down the hall
-Thirsty Thursdays
-My "wonderful" fake ID
-Sitting in the windowseal to freak people out
-"Mugs Up" drive in
-Good Old Shattered when we had no where else we could get in
-TPs, and Buffalo Wild Wings
-Getting chased by the police that wild and crazy night
-eating at Dulany, only to be hungry again 5 minutes later and going to sonic

Those are really the only things I can think of off the top of my head but believe me there are WAAY more. Actually we kept a notebook and wrote down all the stories and crazy things we said over the years.

I like that none of my memories really involve school....but some do I could go on.

More To Come Later!!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Create a new note, copy and paste this message, delete my answers and type in yours. Then tag a few good friends and family INCLUDING the person who tagged you. The theory is that you will learn one new thing about each of your friends.

THREE NAMES I GO BY
1.Elizabeth
2.Ruthie
3. Liz

THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE
1. Sales Associate (New York and Co)
2. Figure Skating Instructor
3. English as a Second Language Tutor

THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED
1. Columbia, MO
2. Jefferson City, MO
3. Lincoln, NE

THREE TV SHOWS THAT I CAN'T MISS
1. Chelsea Lately
2. One Tree Hill
3. House

THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
1. Honolulu, HI
2. Washington D.C.
3. Cozumel Mexico

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Russia
2. Scotland
3. NYC

THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS
1. Pizza
2. Chinese
3. cheese

THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
1. BRITNEY TOMORROW NIGHT!
2. becoming a grown up
3. Graduation

THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED
1. Frisky-a yorkie
2. Rico-chihuahua
3.Mortimer the hamster---never found that poor lil guy...lol

THREE FRIENDS WHO WILL REPLY
1.
2.
3.

THREE FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS
1. Micheal Jackson
2. Britney Spears
3. Jack Johnson

THREE FAVORITE TEAMS TO WATCH
1. Mizzou
2. Blues
3. US Figure Skating Team

THREE FAVORITE DRINKS
1. Dr. Pepper
2. Milk
3. Bud Light